mar12

So,

Tuscon. Wow. What a car ride with billy, brain and mikey. i dont think i have ever been that dirty. ok well mabie not. herez what billy said:

"Thats safer than a bears pussy." He used to use it when he was playing pool.

"its better to be a has been than a never was" - regarding if it was better to not get a hardon when it is time to go rather than coming to early.

I would like to donate the rest of this blog to something that has changed my life recently. Now, i know what you are thinking. Pussy? Did he pop his cherry? Is this about Cara with a C? Zipp disk? And the answer is not those. what? It is about the coolest thing to ever hit the water in the bathroom toilet. FLUSHABLE WIPES. Thats right. Moist wipes you can shit with and not hurt after then flush them in the toilet and not hurt the environment more than regular toilet paper. Im not sure about your condition, but i dont always have the most fun in the world in the bathroom all the time. Flushable wipes can fix it. It leaves you with an unbelieveable clean and soft texture that regular "squares" cant. I have always been happy with squares untill some shit goes down. or goes everywhere. its not for everyday. unless you get addicted. and i hope that you dont. i could. ill bet. tuscon might make me do it because...

I found something that is sweet for this time. mexican food. i cant believe how cheep and good and badly it makes you smell. normally this could be a problem. not in tuscon. it is encouraged. i established that if i have flushable wipes i can probably eat 1 buritto and and 1 enchalada plates from "mexican 24h fast food" all week. yea that is the name of the restraunt. its sweet.

Whatever, tuscon is sweet, the kids suck but shit happens. i wish all of you were here and we didnt have to ride bikes. that is the worst and best part. We are working on some hot names for the kids. they are all too powerful, or not powerfull enough. eat a dick.

Seeyadamarra