So,
Tuscon, once again. Jesus. Today was an ok day. we did the shootout ride and it was all bumpy with a headwind and i was pissed. what are you going to do. then we turned around, they had this new road and it was nice. booya. i got sick of flats, and me and brain pulled it in. Today andy (twinke toes, ass hat, womens hips, badass- ill get to it) pukes like 20 miles in, then gets back on like nothing happened. then he stops again and me and mikey go back to check on him. i thought he was going to be puking again. aparently a bee got into his mouth and stung him under his tounge. i couldnt believe it. the stinger was still stuck inside. he was like you should take it out, then mikey tried. i had just been playing with nutz so i didnt want to put my hands in his mouth. then he was like- just go. i got it out. then he hopped right back on his bike faster than me and mikey. i couldnt believe it. what a badass. a badass that had my sweaty nuts in his mouth- essentially. i think all this tuscon stuff is making me way grosser. sweet. Im going to blog on the u of m site too under news. check it out. brain is really coming along. he said look at that pussy yesterday. im so proud.
So im blogging from this buisness room and i have been smelling the shit out of it, not expecting anyone to come in. then this baseball dude came in. i was like you have no idea what you just walked into. then he left.
Seeyadamarra
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Happy pi day!
Screech, by the way, who's taken my place as your bedmate and are you enforcing the sheet barrier?
well, i have some bad news sideburnz. aparently i have turned to the dark side. there is no barrier. and i smell real bad. but aparently mikey insists we use the same two covers and not split them. in the middle of the night he grabs the covers when he gets cold and spins me in the bed. i dont really know about it.
dude, he does that to me too. sucks to be you, screech.
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