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So,

Im in IE 5541 again, its boring. Im going to go out on a sweet rant i had today.

Windex makes wipes now. Why should i let some bullshit company tell me how much papertowel and windex to use when i clean windows. Fuck you. I happen to be a consumer who knows how to apply the right amount of windex to glass. Fuck. On the other hand, the chemists that make rain-x do know how much booze to put on a moist towellette. That shit is important to the thickness of the rain buffer on my windshield. Eat a dick you lysol bastards.

What the fuck does rant mean?

So aparently a fucked up steve thinks i look like harlan williams. not sure what i think about that. Screech, harlan williams? How about john mayer. oh wait that is timmy. whatever id fuckem both. i suppose harlan williams is somehow better than screech. Like im screech anymore anyway. I created skreech. Things that are skreeech (with a k):

drinking cosmos, then pounding beers
going to the weight room, not being able to help big j get a keg upstairs
learning in class all day, drinking it away at night
routine mantenance kitchen cleaning, dirty toilet- not that i wouldnt clean it, its not my area
eat a dick, thats what she said

"9 women cant make a baby in a month" - from IE 5541, just showing its bullshit

"shut up......Fuck you" -read steves blog, that was fuckin funny

Seeyadamarra