5.04.2007

May4

So,

So I wanted to blog, then fuckin sideburnz told me to but thats ok. I got this new thing. Im going to take action (which i have already) to reduce my carbon footprint. I have started turning more lights out, using less heat, not turning the shower on until after i shit, brushing my teeth in the shower, not using the car for errands unless im driving home from work or going to do laundry, i only poop like once a day, using the foamy soap so i dont need to run the water when im washing dishes, and i want to change all the lightbulbs to flurosent, if its brown flush it down if its yellow let it mellow, you know guy stuff.

And why you ask? why would this asshole want to do something so hippie? ill tell you why. global warming. its going to be fucking hot this summer. real hot. last summer was a bitch i used to take a shower at night so i could go to bed soaking the sheets with some actual water. so i decided to effectivley even out my carbon foot print because im going to....

burn the shit out of an air conditioner this summer. all day and night. oh man its going to be sweet. I was even thinking of sealing off my room. getting some extra insulation and putting it up, sealing the door openings and stuff.

Also, i had another hippie like idea. Get a photovoltaic system installed in my roof, then put an array of batteries in the basement to charge them. Then build an electric car that can do 12's in the quarter (faster than a stock corvette- i read about it in this magazine). Then do burnouts all over town. electric motors can make maximum torque at 0 rpms so it would be easy. the car would soley be for burnouts. you heard it here first. i was thinking of trying to get some natural rubber drag slicks but im prety sure that when you vulcanize rubber there is still sulfur in it. besides i think that stickier streets would be a public servce. and i would have lessened my carbon footprint for all the carbon i would be burning off anyway.

i guess sideburnz got me thinking about building stuff.

also, me and adam have been talking about this:

http://www.saferidertraining.com/

Seeyadamarra

2 comments:

Michael Sobol said...

http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,481085,00.html

Sideburnz said...

nice job. you're still on the list